Trump’s Oval Office Address: Sniffing and Scaring the S**t Out of People | The Daily Show


William Cortelyou
William Cortelyou

Trump's a wall street guy. He doesn't drink, doesn't smoke pot. Dude probably does cocaine. Honestly, I don't care. Probably the only thing cool about Trump. I wanna see a leaked video of him and Johnny Depp talking about the world, while double teaming a giant pile of blow. Hell, I'll pay to see that! Bring in Whoopi Goldberg and Patrick Stewart, I'll sell my sooooul!

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Jose Vizcarra
Jose Vizcarra

Trump is trying to rid of the federal bank, which is the smartest way to get rid of all the debt that the government is in, most powerful country on the globe and is still borrowing money instead of lending money, which is also the reason why mr.trump wants Mexico to build a wall that the government can’t afford...

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The Black Dimond[TM]
The Black Dimond[TM]

Jokes are funny. Trump has a point. And people hates him for doing what's best for America. I guess that's what happens. Gotham blamed batman too while he was saving the city. Trump is Batman. Make all the fun you wish, they are fun. But 2020, Trump will be re elected again.

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Mike Deller
Mike Deller

You suck Trevor Noah!

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Lao tze
Lao tze

Only a S**t person would get their S**t political views from S**t show hosted by Trevor S**t Noah!

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Steveo Gregg
Steveo Gregg

Give him the money for the wall and the shut down will be all over. MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Jonathan Kovacs
Jonathan Kovacs

Trump owned the shut down now ke has to deal with it! He is a true disaster!

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Farin Reza
Farin Reza

He sounds like a little child complaining to his parents and crying.

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Farin Reza
Farin Reza

No, this is a crisis of Trump's ego.

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Annabelle B
Annabelle B

Great negotiator of all times; idiot. God I miss President Obama; heck, I even miss President George Bush!

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Kim H
Kim H

Why not become a legal immigrant???

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Ran Hu
Ran Hu

Democrat style: always well intended, but real awkward😂😂😂😂

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coy kehoe
coy kehoe

communist pig vomit trevor should be deported immediately

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Username Here
Username Here

Can we just kill all republicans? Please?

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Stephen Webb
Stephen Webb

Trumps speech was the idiot's version of the ultra violence

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Lanre Ayo
Lanre Ayo

what a joke!!! This is embarrassing!

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Wayne West
Wayne West

that last bit with the grad ceremony,PRICELESS

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Adam C.
Adam C.

Drumpf the perfect distraction while regulations slanted even further towards corporations & greed

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Mr. Satyre
Mr. Satyre

I love Trump Derangement Syndrome on naked display like this! The Left is so desperate to find anything---anything at all---to complain about so that they will seem relevant, but all they can come up with is this pathetic kindergarten-level snowflake nonsense. Keep it up, Trevor! You just keep making it better for everyone who's not an "intellectual" Elite Leftie!

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Sherry
Sherry

What IS it with the sniffing?

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William Broady
William Broady

http://youtu.be/U90YRqW-ah0

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Tony Bridges
Tony Bridges

This guy's should be forced out of America. He ain't nothing but a piece of crap.

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lso4988
lso4988

Trevor Noah,and Comedy Central SMD..

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loreal Jones
loreal Jones

Idiocracy

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Edward Booker
Edward Booker

I had a manager do that to me... It was a good life lesson.

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Capitalg
Capitalg

lol they end. I mean this way only the good immigrants will get in if there's a wall cuz they are the ones who are most determined to come here for a better life.

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adam b
adam b

This guy should mock his south african government, trump is the us president.

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My name is Nobody
My name is Nobody

why Did I get and impeach Donald trump add???

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David Speicher
David Speicher

I love watching Trevor Noah he really knows how to make himself look like an idiot. XD

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Jaqueen13
Jaqueen13

If I ever come to your country, it's to visit a few friends and relatives, buy a few things on sale, then head straight back to my yaad. In the meantime, thanks for the entertainment

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Maria Martinez
Maria Martinez

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

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ashanti perez
ashanti perez

And as for sex crimes, what about the ones that he is guilty of?

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ashanti perez
ashanti perez

WHAT THE HELL DOES HE KNOW ABOUT HAVING A SOUL?????!!!!!

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Mario Moreno
Mario Moreno

MSNBC, CNN, FAKE NEWS! WHY YOU GUYS DON'T SHARE THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STORY, THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT MEETING! DRUNK DON A QUICK REMINDER FOR YOU AND FOR YOUR FEW BRAINWASHED VIEWERS...THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS CHOSE THIS ADMINISTRATION AND WE WILL DO IT AGAIN! TRUMP 2020!

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Justa Human
Justa Human

I think the point this limey dipshit is trying to make is fairly moot. If we had tight immigration and a good system of ensuring only decent people come into the country we can effectively elimate murders by illegal immigrants. You cant undersrand in your liberal urban bubbles but you people are out of touch with the majority, no matter how many times you guys tell yourselves false stats to suggest otherwise. If youre from the midwest youll ve familkar with molly tibbets if youre from iowa youll know even more. We need to prevent this shit from happening. Period.

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Justa Human
Justa Human

Hmm, my mail still comes, the plows still run. Waste management is still taking the trash. Everyones still going to work. The grocery store is still open. Target is still open. Nothing at all has changed in this terrifying government shutdown. Democrats went on vacation and saw some gay musical. Stop listening to democrats. This shutdown effects essentially nobody.... at all that is important.

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1 day ago
1 day ago

If you guys ever want a very clear picture of who could possibly still support Trump, after EVERYTHING... check out the YouTube channel "WeThePeople," They spend all day talking about QAnon and red pill conspiracy theories. I've had multiple people claim Jesus himself elected Trump, I've heard them advocating not taking medication because of mind control, and right this second they are talking about forming an ARMY and collecting AMMO! It's friggen crazy. Every so often I like to go on and remind them that Qanon originated on 4chan, a website that a 15 year old made that is widely regarded as the birthplace of trolling culture. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovk7K_YPh50

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Ɲɛѵɛʀɱѳʀɛ
Ɲɛѵɛʀɱѳʀɛ

60 miles where Acosta was on the fence,there 6 dead bodies . Look it up. Noah is a FRAUD.

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Aaron Lloyd
Aaron Lloyd

I always forget this show exists.

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Alet Halbich
Alet Halbich

You are disgusting

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Phoenix Uprising
Phoenix Uprising

"My fellow Americans, I am misspeaking to you". WTF is 'misspeaking'?

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Reuben Cruz
Reuben Cruz

most people are flying over, why is this ignored

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Thomas Chambers
Thomas Chambers

Halfbreed Trevor. Fuck that dildo.

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v f
v f

You never Trumpers are either blind, deaf or just plain stupid. The ignorance is astronomical. Cant wait to smell the shit leaking out of all you pants when the truth goes mainstream. And it will, only a matter of time. 💣

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jon kaffai
jon kaffai

This is the stuff you make fun of when there's no legit point lol liberal tears enough to fill a swimming pool😁

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Kay Bryant
Kay Bryant

🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

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James L. Riggs
James L. Riggs

Want to know what it's like in a socialist country? Listen to this jackwagon's opening statement.

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Maria Carrera
Maria Carrera

Trevor👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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trisha padilla
trisha padilla

The concrete wall is back to haunt him! 😂

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Jackson Skibel
Jackson Skibel

Must be terrible saying everything false

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I Love Lane County
I Love Lane County

PHOTOS: From Vatican Walls to Obama’s Fence, 20 Barriers Around the World http://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/01/14/photos-from-vatican-walls-to-obamas-fence-20-barriers-around-the-world/ by Jon Binder 14 January 2019

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octane
octane

its a game of shadows, while you "smart ppl" focus on the wall thing, he is doing his real thing...

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Francisco Licon
Francisco Licon

Nothing different from clinton .president Donald trump sound like bill clinton no.the democrats wanna build the wall some years ago.

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Kevin Page
Kevin Page

And what kind of fence does he have around his house !!!Mine works really well along with a locked gate and dog.

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N8TE BEATS
N8TE BEATS

The guy at 1:35 was wearing this shirt hahahahaha: http://www.etsy.com/listing/661248526/trump-fine-ill-build-the-wall-myself?ref=shop_home_feat_1

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arthur taylor
arthur taylor

another late night hack.

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Chase Jackson
Chase Jackson

n this is the longest shut dwn not the 1st shut dwn.....n none of the hacks give a shit about the 800k workers affected by the tomfoolary.....cause if they did they wld have done everything possible to avoid a shutdwn or pass a temp budget to allow more time for an effective resolution but more importantly keep the gov't open n these workers paid.....they cld even pass a bill that creates a fund the solely relates to emergency aid to keep these 800k folks paid until the gov't reopens.....but it's viewed as no big deal because one the gov't reopens they are all paid retro....However,meanwhile retro pay does not feed the admirals cat....in the mean time you can not tell your landlord....I'm a little short because of the shutdwn but u knw i'm good for it cause as soon as the shut dwn ends n my i get paid retro n i will hit u off in full......business does not work that way....ummm...ok mr.jones but you knw i am gonna still have to apply that late fee untill you make me whole....n it damn sure is not comforting when you here that guy currently occupying the whitehouse say......this shutdwn cld go on for mnths or even years.....n the dems have now taken the postion....we will not negotiate any further until the gov't reopens....

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Tun A
Tun A

How come we in Singapore have not heard anything about this serious humanitarian crisis?

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xerakis
xerakis

does this idiot do anything but talk about Trump....Trump rules these losers lives.....LOL Maybe he should go back to that shit hole neighborhood in S Africa he's from if Trump is so bad.. Beyond pathetic, the guy isn't even American.

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Xxrage yo
Xxrage yo

I'm happy that only 7.5 thousand people made up the comment section and that we have a pool of 320+million in this country. I write this with a horrible headache given to me by the complete lack of any form of intelligence in this comment section. This honestly has ruined my day, to see that we live in a society with this many brainwashed sacks of meat. Read this slowly and carefully please Do. your. own. research. Think for yourself and don't let a corporation do that for you

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JK
JK

By shutting down the government Trump is really making America great again. He is putting Americans out of jobs. Once again he contradicts himself. Trump is a fucking liar and because of his daddy got lucky and got rich. Trump does not give a shit about people (ALL PEOPLE) weather your white, black, brown , yellow or purple. But some people are too stupid to realize especially his supporters.

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Joe Blow
Joe Blow

God bless Donald Trump. Best president we ever had

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Kangshi Li
Kangshi Li

This guy is really somebody special. Through the whole YouTube you can tell the conservative and pro trump channels are winning. The liberal and other anti Trump videos usually have more dislikes and are losing. But this guy is really good. This is probably the most effective liberal channel.

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S K
S K

We have a president who lies to Americans and shows his incompetency every day. Nineteen indictments against this criminal

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kevin johnson
kevin johnson

Orange man is a cokehead

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megfunful
megfunful

It should be terrible to reasoning with a toddler in a tantrum. That was the problem Ms Pelossi confronted. The child in chief saw an emergency/ crisis where is nothing. Nonsense 45.

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michael perry
michael perry

every time congress cant agree on signing the next years budget, somebody starts hollering shut down, this is like everyday shit, roll up your pant legs

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Carlos Perez
Carlos Perez

Well he kills most of the coke that crosses the border

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Spare Coochie Ma’am
Spare Coochie Ma’am

“Democrats won’t pay for my wall so none of you are getting paid”

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Jeffrey Morton
Jeffrey Morton

Not much has been written about the Ibogaine Effect as a serious factor in the presidential decision-making process, but word has leaked out that some of Trump’s top advisers called in a Brazilian doctor who was said to be treating the President with ‘some kind of strange drug'. “It was hard to take the talk seriously,” one reporter wrote—“until I heard about the appearance of a mysterious Brazilian doctor. That was the key.”

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Leif Knudsen
Leif Knudsen

This Noah guy never gets tired of being vile. He is not funny, just a leftwing a$$.

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Mathy Don
Mathy Don

Yup, Melanie admitted she was on a tourist visa when she was working as a mofel

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john lee
john lee

Why are we spending billions dollars on a wall rather on the education of our nation

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GunGlutton
GunGlutton

if you dont listen and trust everything the media, hollywood and democrats say you are an uneducated sheep!

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Ashoikie Saunders
Ashoikie Saunders

I wish there was a love button for this video !!

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Gabriel Jensen
Gabriel Jensen

What's wrong with sniffing? Have you never had a cold before?

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Dfg Sdfg
Dfg Sdfg

Trump is a mouth breather trying real hard to talk like a big boy for the tv.

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Mr. Brightside
Mr. Brightside

Bye bye america

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adamgh0
adamgh0

Trump wants to install a 5 billion dollar deadbolt on America’s back door. Meanwhile, half of Mexico already has a copy of the front door key AND the code to the fucking garage door. Good luck Chump.

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Iydunno
Iydunno

we all know the video clip at the end of the segment was taking out of the context. The Daily show is not fooling anyone lol

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POS TRUMP NOT MY PRESIDENT
POS TRUMP NOT MY PRESIDENT

"MEXICO WILL PAY FOR THE WALL."  That was Trump's promise.  Don't let Cons change their story. OK REPUBLIKKKAN YOU NOT TIRED OF SO MUCH WINNING . // POS COPS ALWAYS ARRESTING AND ABUSING // AMERICAS WORST // YOUR GILTY UNTIL YOU COULD PROVE YOUR INNOCENT //  POS TRUMP IS NIXON ON STEROIDS AND NEED TO BE IN JAIL //  TRAITOR // JUST ASK IS SUSPICIOUS A FELONY OR A MISDEMEANOR THEM OK //  I JUST WANA KNOW ARE POS TRUMP SUPPORTER TIRED OF SO MUCH WINNIG YET .

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Michael Turner
Michael Turner

Shut up and go for the Lion King sorry Queen

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Carlene Lewis
Carlene Lewis

Dwl

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VeganJynx
VeganJynx

God he’s such a fucking bitch. He literally acts like a big, orange toddler.

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sean jonson
sean jonson

I've voted Democrat for 33 years, Democrats have ALWAYS called for a boarder WALL and tighter immigration. There's plenty of video and voting records that prove.  Why is this? because They Used to care about the American Worker etc. its common sense, when a the population of available employees rises Wages go Down (grade school supply/demand) The Rich Republicans always were ANTI-WALL so they could get CHEAP LABOR. Now Democrats don't care about anyone, They oppose the WALL for 2 reasons. 1. because Trump and most Americans want it. 2 to gain more Votes. (even at the cost of causing  The Great Depression 2.0)  Their blind hatred for Trump is so bad Trump could have the cure for child cancer and they would Vote against it. Trump was willing to give 22,000,000 undocumented people here citizenship to get Wall funding and the Democrats Refused. most of which would be voting Blue- thus guaranteeing Democrats stay in power indefinably. This will be the End of America or the End of the Democratic Party.

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Wergi
Wergi

Killer jokes! Nearly died cuz of cringe.

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dwight hauptman
dwight hauptman

He said he knew how to build building and could build a "beautiful wall on the cheap --and Mexico would pay for it." I'm still waiting for the big, beautiful Mexico paid for wall.!!!!!

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Billie Bleach
Billie Bleach

Chuck looking like the nursing home-bouncer

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Forrest Walsh
Forrest Walsh

Ya think it might be better to pay teachers more? Have smaller classes? Have better education for our American kids than spend billions on a wall?

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sean jonson
sean jonson

actually that's not possible with broken immigration system, people waiting 10+ years to come here legit all the while illegals costing $200,000,000,000,000 each year. That $ could go for better schools

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Zanxie Williams
Zanxie Williams

Trump.......where the fuck is your neck?

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Jenny
Jenny

What about the creepy “bye bye” by that psychopath assassin in killing eve? Or is creepy not intimidating?

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Victor Ruiz
Victor Ruiz

Pretty fair.

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SamPonzTamPonz
SamPonzTamPonz

Looks like Trevor Noah is still a cuck

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L S L
L S L

Mr. Trump, because of your Government shutdown we have limited TSA workers and less security in our airports. Have you given thought to the 2,996 victims of 9-11? The terrorists were not Mexicans . . . your stupidity overwhelms me.

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Matt Ragusa
Matt Ragusa

You know what's weird? Trump actually sounds like he used to be a smart & competent person, but then something happened to his mind.

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Texaco
Texaco

Im shuting down the goverment because democrats dont let me do what i want.

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john hopkins
john hopkins

FYI; Slovenian catalog hooker pricing has dropped dramatically... due to the Russians flooding the market

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john hopkins
john hopkins

Ever notice the Cheeseburger-in Chief sniffs a lot when the bullshitting is particularly obvious?

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KimfromSoCal
KimfromSoCal

Confucius says..numbers don't lie and our nation is doing very well unlike during the previous two terms This administration with all it's craziness seems to be making good progress. I want a safe and prosperous country and that is where we are headed.

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noah walters
noah walters

A wall is necessary. Anyone who doesnt think the human trafficking, and illegal drug trade going on at the border isn't a problem is either ignorant, or in the democrats case opposing it because they believe a few more votes is worth children being sold into slavery, people being harvested for organs alive, and millions of LBs of drugs flowing over the border a year is an acceptable cost to gaining a few votes from the illegal immigrant's children. Disgusting.

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sean jonson
sean jonson

Democrats used to admit the crime caused from the weak boarder, then they started losing the working class voter. Now Democrats say screw hard working Americans we want votes. Democrats  are all on vacation right now, while everyone else is in DC working on a fix.

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